With Apologies to NYC

Authorities on Sunday reported a suspicious-looking toddler approaching the guest bathroom with a battery-powered toy in hand.

When approached, the suspect attempted to hurl the toy, a combination Elmo/Cookie Monster wand-thing, into the open toilet.

Thanks to the combined efforts of local law enforcement (i.e., Mommy and Daddy), disaster was averted and Elmo and Cookie were saved.

The suspect is still at large.